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“Day 1 Ukraine war will be over.”

On tariffs: “It’s not going to be a cost to you; it’s going to be a cost to another country.”

But what seems to be one of the most important issues the sex offender/felon got elected on was those gosh darn egg prices. He said they would go down immediately!

Also, he has been saying he has the most beautiful health care plan for years and years and years. Where is it?

I have heard no more about public school sex change operations and immigrants eating pets, so maybe after he worked on the so important Gulf of Mexico naming disaster he had time to fix those problems first. Then the eggs and health care and Ukraine next?

I will wait patiently.

Al Helgerson
Albert Lea