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Al Batt: No coupons? What are you, a billionaire or something?

What do you call someone born on Leap Day? Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, March 5, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: The lasting legend of a larruping good lick in Ledyard

I played in a baseball game at the Field of Dreams near Dyersville, Iowa. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 27, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: A post turtle comes to a fork in the road one day

“Tell me about yourself.” That’s what the fellow seated next to me on the airplane said. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 20, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: That’s no weather vane; it’s Tula the wild turkey hen

A friend stopped by to tell me there was a turkey on the roof of my house. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 13, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: In search of the holy grail of greeting cards

My wife, The Queen B, was searching for chocolate-covered radishes or radish-covered chocolates. I forget which. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, February 6, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: Fighting over a thermostat should be an Olympics event

Iowa is a tropical paradise. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, January 30, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: I’d been prepared to perform mouth-to-bill resuscitation

A guy I used to know said, “Morning.” No adjective added. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, January 23, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: It might have been better but it could have been worse

It was 4 a.m. on a 14-degree January day. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, January 16, 2024 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: My winter bucket list is a short one: Stay warm

Into the mouth of the wolf, we go. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, December 26, 2023 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: This is the year I’m getting off of the naughty list

Everything had been nearly copacetic. It was practically all rainbows and unicorns. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, December 12, 2023 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: It was ice to be there if Juneau what I mean

Alaska eats more ice cream per capita than any other state. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, November 28, 2023 8:45 pm

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MINUTES 11.6.23

PUBLIC NOTICE ALBERT LEA AREA SCHOOLS Albert Lea, Minnesota Study Session SCHOOL BOARD MEETING 5:00 p.m. – November 6, 2023 Summary of School Board Minutes ... Read more

by Al Batt, Wednesday, November 22, 2023 1:47 pm

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Al Batt: You know Thanksgiving ran long when Santa shows up

No jiggling of a handle was required. To prepare for the feast of feasts, the outhouse had been equipped with store-bought toilet paper and comforting peach ... Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, November 21, 2023 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: Halloween is a sugar-coated day until you lose a nostril

I remember the scariest Halloween of my life. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, November 7, 2023 8:45 pm

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Al Batt: I walked 10,000 steps; now I’m stranded 10,000 steps from home

The “normal” ship has sailed and it didn’t have many passengers. I wasn’t on board. Read more

by Al Batt, Tuesday, October 31, 2023 8:45 pm

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