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Al Batt: There will be weather each day except every third Monday

Reindeer sweat isn’t a pretty thing. The temperature on Christmas Eve in my neighborhood set a record high of ...

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Al Batt: My winter bucket list is a short one: Stay warm

Into the mouth of the wolf, we go.

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Al Batt: This is the year I’m getting off of the naughty list

Everything had been nearly copacetic. It was practically all rainbows and unicorns.

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Al Batt: A little wisdom crept in when you weren’t looking

He’d had a good run. Charlie Munger died at 99 years of age. He was a businessman, investor, ...

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Al Batt: It was ice to be there if Juneau what I mean

Alaska eats more ice cream per capita than any other state.

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Al Batt: If you look for enough eagles, everything looks like an eagle

Flying is relaxing. It’s the kind of relaxation found in a clinic waiting room while you’re standing by ...

Columnists

Al Batt: Halloween is a sugar-coated day until you lose a nostril

I remember the scariest Halloween of my life.

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Al Batt: I walked 10,000 steps; now I’m stranded 10,000 steps from home

The “normal” ship has sailed and it didn’t have many passengers. I wasn’t on board.

Columnists

Al Batt: In Minnesota, it’s lutefisk and lefse, ya sure, you betcha!

The day had been nearly copacetic. I walked indoors in a shopping mall because of the wet weather outdoors.

Opinion

Al Batt: Find a glove each year for 100 years and you’ll live 100 years

I find things.

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Al Batt: Never chase an Allis-Chalmers tractor on an empty stomach

My father was outstanding in his field.

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Al Batt: Who was the first person to smile in a photo?

The day had a lot of moving parts and one too many unmoving parts.

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Al Batt: If something bites you and there’s nothing there, it’s fall

It was too dark too early too soon. Pumpkin spice lurked in a dark alley where hoodies make people ...

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Al Batt: I can no longer say this man is all his original parts

My body’s check engine light came on. Eventually, we become like our old car or aging house — fix, ...

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Al Batt: Some Merles remember Donald and mesmerizing mural

I used to know a lot of people named Merle.

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